Crystal clear.

( Very much so. )

Email.

To: <stclaire.walker.net>
From: <scar@stclaire.walker.net> "Salem"
Subject: This Shit Stops Now

Devon and Flint: Your inability to get along with each other in a mature and civilized fashion has been going on long enough. Whatever problems you have with each other you will settle NOW via formal Challenge. In case you don't know what that means (and you very well should but your behavior leads me to doubt this), it goes like this:

1) A has a problem with B, issues formal Challenge.
2) B gives reasonable terms for said Challenge. A Philodox may be brought in to mediate if reasonable terms cannot be agreed upon.
3) The Challenge is acted out.
4) The loser of the Challenge submits to the winner.
5) THE MATTER IS DROPPED.

I expect one of you to Challenge the other soon — as in within the next few days. Otherwise, there will be consequences.

You do not want to experience my consequences.

— Salem, acting Elder

Get out some.

( And in this case, out means 'lunch'. )

'Nothing'.

( That's not what nothing means. One shouldn't sulk over nothing. )